2024 Christmas Bazar's Ugly Ornament Trophy Grabber
Our little annual quest into Ugly Ornament Land is bursting with the kind of charm that'd make even the Grinch do a double-take mid-snarl.
In all honesty, it wasn't easy to find something baaad. But it was the "Whaaaaaat?" with about nine A's for added effect that did it.
I first peeped at this bauble and thought, "Hang on, is this thing going to fetch itself if I throw it?" But let me tell you, one squinty look later, and bingo, it clicked. This bad boy was all dolled up in its festive best—a mighty combo of chic and cheek, with a dash of "whackadoodle-doo!"
I mean, the keychain hook?
And what snagged the spotlight in this jamboree of jingle-jangle jubilance?